Оскорбления в стиле поэта Владимира Вишневского
Tuesday, September 30th, 2008 | Справочнег падонка | No Comments
- Так это вы в кино играли Шрэка?
- Бьюсь об заклад, что вас зачали на спор!
- Сударыня, где взять мне столько водки?!
- Да, красотою мир вы не спасёте…
- Разделись вы, а мне почти не страшно!
- А с полом бы пора определиться… › Continue reading
Зима, утро, 6-й класс …
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Smoke on the Water - made in Japan!
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Унесенный боингом!
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Action Jacket. Дайте два!!!
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Проснись и пой …
Wednesday, January 16th, 2008 | Фильма | 1 Comment
Beer Tree: The Ultimate Christmas Project
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Ethernet провайдер! Это круто…
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JUST TEN YEARS AGO!!!
Monday, December 24th, 2007 | Баян! | No Comments
Before the computer age,
- An APPLICATION was for employment.
- A PROGRAMME was a television show.
- WINDOWS were something you hated to clean.
- A KEYBOARD was a piano.
- MEMORY was something you lost with age.
- A CD was a bank account.
- COMPRESS was something you did to garbage.
- LOG ON was adding wood to a fire.
- A HARD DRIVE was a long trip on the road.
- A MOUSE PAD was where a mouse lived.
- CUT you did with scissors.
- PASTE you did with glue.
- A WEB was a spider’s home.
- And a VIRUS was just a flu !!!!!